(Don Goodman, Pam Rose, Mary Ann Kennedy)

I stood before God, my family and friends
And vowed that I'd never love anyone else again
Only him

As pure as my gown of white I stood by his side
And promised that I'd love him till the day I died
Lord, please forgive me even though I lied
'Cause you're the only one who knows just how hard I tried

Chorus:
I had a ring on my finger and time on my hands
The woman in me needed the warmth of a man
The gold turned cold in my wedding band
It's just a ring on your finger
When there's time on your hands

You Got The Job

If smiling raver chubby girls with fragrant barretted blond curls won't lead you to
stray...you got the job
If you don't mind cigarette smoke or my addiction to diet coke and sex night
and day...you got the job
If you promise not to make me cry and never ever tell a lie...when I'm on the
road...you got the job
If you love me just for who I am I'll love you back forever and, baby,
I'm sold...you got the job!